I’m allergic to pistachios. My tongue is about 2 times bigger than normal and my throat hurts.

The worst part is that I LOVE pistachios. BUT NOW!!! Ugh, I thought eating better would make all these weird allergies go away!

Update: I took some Claritan. Maybe… OH MAH GOD!!! THE SWELLING IS GOING DOWN?! WHAT THE CRAP! HOW?!!! IT’S BEEN LIKE, TEN SECONDS? HOW IS IT WORKING SO FAST?

*GASP* IS IT WITCHCRAFT?! DID I JUST SWALLOW A PILL MADE OUT OF DRAGON SWEAT?! WHAT, PLEASE, I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!!!!

IMMA GO CURL UP IN BED AND WAIT FOR DEATH TO GREET ME AS AN OLD FRIEND!!!

(Not really, but I am going to rest a bit.)

alex-c

(WHY do I always hear the “Merlin” theme thing. You know, after the “previously on”? Sword shing and all)

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